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Self-image issues? Feel like a potato? I explain why potatoesare_sexy AF

I take time_to write a good review forretail employee (April Fool edition)

I turn offthe water in the middle of a porn shoot. Save the environment!

Sexy cosplayer play just dance with clothes on. Family friendly_content.

I delete my_friend's browser history as his last dying request

I bring my toy to_our date because you love

Here’s a_thumbs up foryou cause you’re doing a good job

2019 isalmost_over, keep going, I believe_in you! You_can doit

Let’s raise money together for RAINN, a charity organization!

I play league but don’t trash talk, spreading good vibes instead

I read the Lusty Argonian Maid, admiring the literature and writing

I pack extra lunches for students that can't afford lunch

I offer to becomeyourproject partner in_class because you're shy

I drive youto school when you missedthe bus

I eat a_banana normally. That's_all. Nothing Suggestive.

Silly anxietygets in your way, that’s whyI’m here for you (for Lily)

Just breath, it'llbe okay (for yeahboiii6669)

Don't be embarrassed about your past! My time potatocan fix it

Your first time at the gym, I offer to help andwe become gym buddies

I clean your clothes afteran intenselove making last night

I sit next to you on thetrain, but I don't you.

I give youa surprisebecause work was awful today for you

Visiting my grandparents because they get lonely and Iwant_to see them

#trashbag challenge is nice, but let's recycle_our plastic too!

I help unstuck you from window 

I take care_of_you, help you get better when you're sick.

I screw my fan on stream

I motivate you with a rally_speechbefore_you storm_Area 51

Trouble? I sing_you back to_bed

I assure you that curly hair is attractive no_matter what (For Estanna)

I see that you’re struggling in school, I motivate youtotry your best

I invite a girl over to respect her, almost_caught by mom

I make sandwiches for my students who can'tafford breakfast during finals

I show you my_collection of nice and_pretty art to cheer_you up

I seduce you with toilet paperand invite you to "quarantine and chill"

I help you find diamonds in Minecraft

I shower with my clothes on because I have_morals. Very_hot and steamy.

I offer last slice_of pizza because I love you more than pizza

I take out_the trash for youbecause you're_tiredand had a long day

Take a rest andstargaze the moon withme asI gently whisper positivity

I'm proud of you for trying to better your life (For Ely)

Heck yeah I lift, I_be lifting your spirits_up and out of_that depression

I check in on my friend NoSauce who struggleswith mental illness

I drop the soap but nothing happens._Just a normal day

I sing and wish you a_happy birthday for everyone out there

I smile and compliment youbecause it’s a_nice thing todo

I get thelast one at the shelter_because no one wanted him

I show up to abirthdayparty when noone else_came

Adventures of my doggo and I. Fellow dog owners canrelate

I explain why filthy degenerateslike us are going to befine

I clean the bang_bus and get it readyfor thenext gal.

I give youa virtualhug because we all just need some love

I befriend the new_co-worker and invite for lunch because I can

I bet you one pizza_you won'tclick on this

I buy some flowers for youbecause it's a nicegesture

I go to the gym with you because you're self-conscious

I buy condoms to practicesafe sex

I learn to juggle because it makes someone happy

If you believe in Santa, then you can_believe in yourself!

I tell you_the words you need tohear